Crossing Guards are Cool!

Mommy bought me this cool new harness, it is NEON PINK and is a nice conrast to my Blonde hair! Mommy's neighbors keep saying I look like a crossing guard or a hall monitor............not sure what those are but I am convinved they are the popular kids in school 'cause Mom is so happy that I walk better when she puts on my cool new Pink Halter-Just like Daisey Duke!