Walking on water

So I come down the stairs last night and there she is................................. standing right in the middel of the glass coffee table . Now I have no doubt that she is smart and agile enough to get up there but how she didn't break right through the thin little piece of glass with all her 4 months of girth is beyond me. When I yelled at her she turned and looked at me as if to say, "Look Ma, I'm walking on water". As I came closer she immediately turned and jumped off the table and ran........as if to say" OK, perhaps you aren't amuszed."

Doggie Insurance?

We're almost at the 4 month mark! Today we got our last round of shots and so Doggie Parks here we come! Of course I am still concerend about the giant dogs whose owners allow them to maul my puppy and boddy slam her a la "Wrestlemania". All I see is a good shot to the kidneys with a giant paw and a giant vet bill will ensue! Ahhhh, paranoid Mama speaks!

So today she weighs 33.2 lbs and due to her exponential growth and endless excitement on the leash, she has caused my chronic tendonitis to flare up like and inferno. But I am fighting it like a champ-she is just too damn cute to let anything get me down. Look how tall she is!

So after a $200 vet bill inclusive of the last round of shots, a rabies vaccine and a diagnosis of what I think is some sort of doggie Pink Eye, (oh,did I mention she has a Wart ON her eyeball?) Well it's not really a wart but some sort of "extra Tissue" as the vet calls it. Yeah, I have extra tissue on my ASS! I swear when they don't know what it is-they call it "extra tissue, or an extra nipple -Like Cahndler! But none the less, we are free to grow for another few months until the day she looses her "womanhood" forever! Because of her little Pink Eye issue and the "extra tissue" there may be a need, when she is out haveing her reproductive organs ripped form her loins, she will be getting an Eye lift! Thank God for Canine Helth Insurance. Yes, we have it! You know, everytime I go to the Vet it is at least $150 so for less than $300 per year, I'll reccomend the insurance!

PS. I have no front teeth! Mommy Loves it!

Ahh........... Springtime!

This flowering bush right outside my living room window. When I come down stairs early in the morning-this is what I see first! The sun shines right on that side of the house and seem sto illuminate the flowers. What a way to start the day.