Doggie Insurance?

We're almost at the 4 month mark! Today we got our last round of shots and so Doggie Parks here we come! Of course I am still concerend about the giant dogs whose owners allow them to maul my puppy and boddy slam her a la "Wrestlemania". All I see is a good shot to the kidneys with a giant paw and a giant vet bill will ensue! Ahhhh, paranoid Mama speaks!

So today she weighs 33.2 lbs and due to her exponential growth and endless excitement on the leash, she has caused my chronic tendonitis to flare up like and inferno. But I am fighting it like a champ-she is just too damn cute to let anything get me down. Look how tall she is!

So after a $200 vet bill inclusive of the last round of shots, a rabies vaccine and a diagnosis of what I think is some sort of doggie Pink Eye, (oh,did I mention she has a Wart ON her eyeball?) Well it's not really a wart but some sort of "extra Tissue" as the vet calls it. Yeah, I have extra tissue on my ASS! I swear when they don't know what it is-they call it "extra tissue, or an extra nipple -Like Cahndler! But none the less, we are free to grow for another few months until the day she looses her "womanhood" forever! Because of her little Pink Eye issue and the "extra tissue" there may be a need, when she is out haveing her reproductive organs ripped form her loins, she will be getting an Eye lift! Thank God for Canine Helth Insurance. Yes, we have it! You know, everytime I go to the Vet it is at least $150 so for less than $300 per year, I'll reccomend the insurance!

PS. I have no front teeth! Mommy Loves it!